Even Shorter Really Short Short Stories: The Happily Ever After Series

ICinderella marries Prince Charming, only to find he has a foot fetish. She divorces him soon after because after he got bored of her feet, he is constantly seeking new feet. This comes shortly before the collapse of his kingdom.

Cinderella goes on to be a foot model and shoots to astronomical fame. When Prince Charming comes crawling back to weep and beg at her feet, she sends him on his way with a good kick to his ass.



IIWhen Peasy, the Princess who got her pedigree confirmed by a pea under tons of mattresses, marries the Prince, she is sleepless on her wedding night after she realizes she is cursed to be plagued her entire marriage by a pea-sized problem: her new husband’s dick.

Finally, she runs away to join the circus. There she falls in love with and marries the star of freak-show, the Horse-Man.



IIIAfter Prince Charming wakes Sleeping Beauty with a kiss and breaks the spell, they marry in a resplendent wedding in his castle.

Never has an angry word passed between them in their long marriage - for, when she is not nodding off from her narcolepsy, he is boring her to sleep.



IVAfter the piece of poisoned apple has been dislodged from Snow White’s mouth and she awakens from her stupor, she sees the Prince (who has rushed to her glass coffin-side) and says, “What kinda sick fuck are you to fall in love with a dead girl? You may be into necrophilia but I’m not. I’m calling the cops.”

Then Snow White goes on to become a highly successful psychologist who specializes in treating the distress of damsels, and continues to live with the seven dwarves, who have given up their mining profession and now run a women’s shelter.



VThe Princess may have lost her golden ball to the pond, but she soon forgets about it after a delicious snack of black pepper frog legs.

A year later, after she has learned to swim, she manages to retrieve her golden ball all by herself, which sparks her interest in diving.

Three years later, she is an avid certified diver and runs a dive shop with her partner, a gold medalist in the women’s Olympic diving.


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